~~~紫薰的翼幻想~~~

比王涂淑麗(one two three）還厲害的英文名字
                                                                               
                                                                               
一天........
阿雪婆婆搭飛機去美國玩，
飛機上有個外國人和他搭訕，
                                                                               
那外國人向阿雪婆婆說：What's your name？
阿雪婆婆心想...她又沒有英文名字，
一時間又想不出用什麼名字好，
                                                                               
乾脆講自己的台語名字好了，
                                                                               
阿雪婆婆想了想，
就說......
My name is..
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
"call me shit "
許美雪 .....(台語)